You get killing puppies

I wish for new emoticons!

Your emoticons dissolve.

I wish for a reply :G.

You dont, you get a corrupted wish.

I wish for fish!

The fish is invisible. You cry until you die.

I wish to die. (I am kidding.)

You don't die, but you age incredibly and break apart cell by cell.

I wish for immortality.

You are immortal but you get wrinkles that are so big, a wrinkle on your forehead reaches the ground and blinds you.

I wish to be normal.

LOL

you get too normal you get too much self-esteem you explode.

I wish for a jetpack

The jetpack is made out of fish. It explodes with sardines.

I wish for POWER!

You get an empire runned by NAZIS.

I wish for a gold fish in a bowl of water.

The fish cannot move as it is made from gold and a wrinkly old man eats the gold.

I wish for nothing.

You get something.

I wish for a old fish.

The fish is just a little wrinkle.

I wish for an arm.

the arm turned out that is was a leg

your wish?

to wish

you don't know how to wish

I
wish
for
[insert wish here]

You get [wish inserted denied]

I wish for a pie!

You get a pie which I poison which tuns you into a crazed llama with mind control abilities which only work on a full moon but after a full moon you turn into an extremely dumb alien with an antenna as a mouth which you accidently get stuck in a tight crevice in the ground which you curse at repeatedly until the crevice opens up and you fall down it into oblivion which actually isn't oblivion and just a whole that never ends.

I wish for things that consist of things with bonus happy meal packages.

The happy packages expire.

I wish for oxygen

you breath in the oxygen but you breath it out one second later and it turns into carbon dioxide.

DUH!

I wish for DUH!

3 huge letters (DUH) fall out of the sky and crush you.
I wish that I could be an imbecile.

A horse does this:



I wish for a pony.

You fall off the pony, break ur neck, and die horribly.

I wish for a pet Minion.

Your pet minion does this



I wish for oxygen.

You get oxygen, breathe it in, breathe CO2 out, then breathe that in. You die.

I wish for the ability to open Tears.