It gets so hot, your ice cream melts!

I wish for a cute puppy (,,◕　⋏　◕,,)

The puppy barked all night, causing you to be unable to sleep and fail the test given on the very next day.

I wish that i wouldnt have homework

You have no homework, leading to you to not be prepared for an important test. You fail the test and get a D.

I wish I wasn't in A graded classes at school

You are in a Z grade class, but you are forced to do work beneath your level, and its too easy, and you get moved up to an a grade class.

I wish for homework.

You don't get any homework. Simple

I wish my laptop had 18 hours of battery and would never overheat!

You get this, but instead it goes cold, and your laptop freezes, then it melts when it warms up from no use, and ur laptop is ruined.

I wish for a fish!

The fish gives you an epic slap and your cheek falls off.

I wish my lips weren't so big >.<

Wish granted, but your lips are too small and you can no longer eat or drink, you eventually die.

I wish I was a millionaire.

you become poor

I wish for yoda

Yoda thinks you're Darth Vader and he cuts you into little pieces.

I wish I had my own personal computer instead of a school computer.

You get the school computer instead.

I wish for the most complex computer in the world.

Wheres your wish???

Your computer is so complex you don't know how to use it.

I wish for more awesome roleplays here!

They get too awesome, they implode.

I wish for a fish.

The fish kills you with ninja stars.

I wish for ninja stars

They explode

I wish for better grammar.

Your grammar is so good you get moved up to all the good classes which give you heaps of homework. Mwaha. ／(=◕ x ◕=)＼

I wish for more cute emoticons. ⊂((・⊥・))⊃

The cutest emoticon you will ever get is a sad emo boy.

I wish for a melted ice cream.

The ice cream melts and goes all over your brand new shoes.

I wish for there to be no such thing as guns. >.<

The guns are back and ready to kill.

I wish for some water mellon

The watermelon is actually a grenade.

I wish for a .com domain FAST!

Gets a .No domain SLOW!

I wish for more snow

There is so much snow, your residence is buried in it and when it melts there is massive flood.

I wish to touch snow!

When you touch it you realize its actually lava with baking powder.

I want a pie right now!

You get 3.141592653

I wish for a bigger computer mouse, to fit my big hand