You get meat pies but they are so hot, your mouth melts away.

I wish for 

you get a toplap

I wish for a tablet

You get a tablet, which is so laggy it explodes.

I wish for...

Spoiler:

Whete is the wish

I wish I travel to Japan

You go to Japan and you have a wonderful time, going shopping, hanging out with friends, visiting ancient temples and world renowned wonders in Japan.

It is time for you to go home and you have to catch the plane at 9:00 AM, the time now is 8:50 AM. You rush to the airport to find the plane taking off without you. Abrubtly the plane explodes in mid air and propellar kills you in the explosion.

I wish for a free house when I am older.

You die before you get a house.

I wish for

Spoiler:

Its a poison pie. I wish for a

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

I can't see what you wish for
but in way it won't come true

I wish to buy a car

You buy a very cheap car. The vehicle is beautiful and drives smoothly. You drive for the first time until you notice you have been ripped off. The car explodes are you're in it and you... die.

I wish for my computer to arrive faster...

you get a slow computer

I wish for anchovies!!!

U are allergic and die.
I wish for a magical unciorn.

It kicks you in the face.

I wish for more activity here.

We get more activity. The site crashes.
i wish for a leprikon

What the hell is that?

Do you mean leprachaun?

Well yeah obviouslh. Duh!

The leprechaun murders you.

I wish to be invincible!!!

Your wish is granted but you can still feel the pain it just doesnt damage you i.e. hit by a car you will feel the pain but your body will be safe like a placebo except its forever!

I wish that G-Dragon wasnt so good.

The show starts to be crap, but channel manager think the show is excellent so they put it over every single channel and you are forced to watch it.

I wish for my own, special Goldfish which is completely harmless.

Granted but you are also given a sharknado in a jar along with the goldfish and the goldfish that is harmless and cannot hurt anyone decides to throw the sharknado jar onto the floor which unleashes a sharknado (G-Dragon is a singer.)

I wish that christmas came sooner

Christmas comes so fast your face falls off

I wish for... A free domain name for RPG Lounge!

You get givewn the free domain name but your so drowsy at the time that you aciddentaly type in some random letters that make no sense.

I wish for cookies.

You get some cookies! FROM ME! BUT, you don't know that I am ninja, plotting to assassinate you. I poison the cookies and you die 1 second after you finish all the cookies.

I wish to be a real ninja!

You become a ninja but choke on cookies.

I wish that school was fun.

School is extremely fun but the school gets the attention from thugs. The thugs burn down the most fun school on earth...

I wish to not be sick.

You die from your illness no longer being sick.

I wish for puppies.