So, this is a classic forum game some of you may know, or may not know. I have seen this on a couple of forums and looks like great fun.
What happens is that there is a hill (an imaginary one, of course) that we need to capture, hence the name capture the hill. Here is an example of what I mean -

User1- I am the owner of the hill
User2- I get user1 and make him do a cannon ball of the hill. The hill is now mine!

And so on, and so forth, this may be confusing, but when we get started it will be good fun.
So, I have the hill, and the next user must kick me off the hill in a creative way, kinda like above  

I claim the hill!

I blow you off the hill.
My hill now!!

I use telekinesis and make you slide down the hill to your doom.
My hill!

I fly back up and poke you and you fall off!
My hill!

I hire batman to kill you.
My hill (again)

I get a piece of carbon to knock you off.

O:

My hill!

I get a time travel machine and make you really, really old until you die
MY HILL!

well, I'll get my walking stick and knock you off the hill.
My hill youngin'

I get Mario to throw fire balls at you. You die
My hill

I get a lamb to lay on you!
my hill

I get a cow, a sheep, and a elephant to lay on you
My hill

I get an ant to poison you..

MY HILL

I borrow an AK47 and fire at you like a madman
MY HILL!

I,I,I.....

What do I do????

I shoot you with a tank.
MY HILL!!!

I hire an army. You die
MY HILL

I hire Jango Fett

My hill!!!

I hire darth vader and luke skywalker.

They kill you... my hill

I SCREAM LOL AND blow your head up

It is LOL'S HILL NOW!!!

I get catwoman to rip your face off
MY hill!

I KILL YOU, somehow...

MINE

ummm... okay then...

I get a fish and slap your face, you fall to your doom.

MY HILL!!!!!!!

I call in a mouse.
YOU GET THE BLACK DEATH

W T LOL

MY LOLIN' HILL

I shoot with gun.
MY Hill

I grab an energy sword and slay you.

MY HILL!

I GRAB A BATARANG AND BOP U AND YOU DIE

MY HILL