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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
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Tapta Active Poster
Posts : 169 RPG Tokens : 4342 Join date : 2013-10-21
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:49 pm | |
| I get Cpt.Nemo into a career in politics, and he departs to Canberra to abandon his humanity. My hill! |
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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:30 am | |
| I lure Panky Joe with a bowl of porridge to Africa and capture the hill. |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:35 am | |
| I come back with an army and push Anorak down the hill into a puddle of mud. My hill! |
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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:02 am | |
| I come in with no army, but another bowl of porridge with an explosive in it. I give the bowl to Joe's army and kill them all, before grabbing Pancreas_Joe and throw him off the hill. I claim the hill. |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:21 am | |
| I climb back up the hill and do the best dance known to mankind. Anorak is placed in a hypnotic trance as he cedes all of his hills to me. My hill! |
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:23 am | |
| I walk up to the hill tells Panky a terrible joke and he falls off with judges... |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:25 am | |
| I climb back up the hill and poke Cpt.Nemo in the eye. My hill! |
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:04 am | |
| I explode and respawn five seconds later, running up to the top of the hill. My hill! |
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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:05 am | |
| I climb up the hill. I push Joe off the hill.
I laugh.
I say, "My Hill." |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:06 am | |
| I hire Bob the Builder to tickle Anorak off the hill. My hill! |
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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:08 am | |
| I hire Bob the Builder to build you a bridge with porridge laden over it. When you step on the bridge, it explodes and you tumble to the bottom of the hill.
MINE! |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:32 am | |
| I build a new hill ten metres from the old one and trick you into thinking that is your hill. My hill! |
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Anorak Concealed Always
Posts : 14167 RPG Tokens : 19150 Join date : 2013-08-17 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:14 pm | |
| I capture the flag with so much swag, Pancreas_Joe self-combusts. |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:58 am | |
| I take control of the universe and shift it around so Anorak is floating in mid-air. He falls and I dash up to the top of the hill. My hill! |
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Captain Nemo Forum Lurker
Posts : 3892 RPG Tokens : 8323 Join date : 2013-08-28 Age : 24
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:22 am | |
| I breathe, Panky gets jealous and evaporates...
MY HILL |
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HellaJoe The Scribe
Posts : 980 RPG Tokens : 5284 Join date : 2013-08-20 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Capture the Hill! Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:40 am | |
| I rain down upon Cpt.Nemo and he is flattened. My hill! |
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