You become Captain Price of the 141 and die for seconds afterwards.

(Captain Price cant die, he is a main character)
I wish for a nice AK-47 supressed, extended mag, and a red dot sight.

It fires back at you end.

I wish for stuff.

stuff appears but with explosive stuff blowing you to oblivion

I wish for a wish

Your wish is actually fake.

I wish for nothing.

your nothing is a death so you die eternally doing your wish 'nuthin'

I wish a for wishing wish that wishes for non death nothing that is nothing in itself that wishes for wishes that contain non-death nothing wishes that is nothing wishing wishes that wishes for wishes of nothingness non  death style.

(good luck corrupting this wish guys)

You get your wish of a wishing wish that wishes for non death nothing that is nothing in itself that wishes for wishes that contain non-death nothing wishes that is nothing wishing wishes that wishes for wishes of nothingness non  death style and get bored with it in the first five seconds.

I wish I could have a normal life with a normal family and not have to worry about anything.

You get your wish. But you get bored out of your wits.

I wish for some water.

You get your water but drown in it because someone gave you al lake. :lol:

I wish my mum would understand me.

she does you never have an argument

I wish a for wishing wish that wishes for non death nothing that is nothing in itself that wishes for wishes that contain non-death nothing wishes that is nothing wishing wishes that wishes for wishes of nothingness non  death style that is impossible to be bored about.

Your wish is a wish that was given to you by an evil genie which made the wish dissapear 5 minutes later.

I wish for pizza, and some lemonade.

Your wish has made you lemonade into gasoline and the pizza a tyre.

I wish for cancer.

I am not answering that wish.... Sorry.

I wish for more roleplayers here! :-)

You receive more role players, however, they make one post in a role play and never return.

I wish for sweets.

(Sweets... Lollies? Meh?)

You get your sweets but you don't know that they were poisoned by a ninja.

I wish for unlimited battery life on my tablet.

Your battery lasts forever. However, you may never turn it off. As such, your tablet overheats, and you can not touch it. 

I wish for french fries.

You get some French fries, they are delicious, so delicious you keep eating fries until your stomach explodes

I wish for air

You get air, lots of it, but that's all you have.

I wish to own Google.

You own Google, but so many people wonder where you have gone so millions of people Google you name sending all the Google machines into overdrive.

I wish for cake,

you get cake but you didn't know it was poisoned by Cpt. Nemo

I wish for 5000 posts by the end of the holiday

I corrupt it with 5001 wishes
 I wish for 5100 posts

you get 5100 posts but don't know what to post anymore.

I wish for super powers

You become a metahuman. However, you join a band of superheros called the Justice Lords, and proceed to become mad with power and run a tyrannical rule over mankind.

I wish for hot food.

(You always wish for... Food?) Lol
You get hot food, extra hot food which burned your fingers and tounge off.

I wish for a bubble

You become trapped inside the bubble.

I wish for solitude