Thinks that I need to commit myself to Joe and his lumpy breakfast foodstuffs.

Is not a man

Is human.

Hasn't had ice cream for ages.

Thinks that an 'a' goes into that sentence.

Thinks that an 'a' doesn't go into that sentence.

Thinks that his minty brain goop is higher than anybody else's brain goop.

Offended me slightly

Maddens me too much.

Thinks that I madden them too much.

Is attatched to the concept of relationships.

#>.<

Is swagg

Is forever alone.

Keeps on claiming that they're forever alone yet no one can see the future.

Thinks that I'm not psychic enough to see the future *Pulls out crystal ball*

Thinks that using a crystal ball makes you psychic. *Pulls out Magic Cue Ball*

Thinks that it doesn't

Has an avatar that is too cute.

Is a VIP Member

Isn't a vip member