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Captain Nemo
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Anorak
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Brutality
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Age : 25
Location : Near a river. I'm not kidding. I could walk across a road and through the woods to the river, but that would be trespassing.
|  Subject: Re: weirdest post wins  Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:20 pm | |
| Once upon a time, a prince was born. His mother died a bloody death, and his father, the king, sobbed so much it rained. The witch from the highest tree in the woods bought the prince and put him into her nest. The prince grew up looking like a big cock. Whenever he stuck his face in his early morning pudding, he screamed so loud he woke up everyone in town. That is how there came to be such a thing as early-morning rising. The end. |
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Anorak
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Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:45 pm | |
| - Brutality wrote:
- Once upon a time, a prince was born. His mother died a bloody death, and his father, the king, sobbed so much it rained. The witch from the highest tree in the woods bought the prince and put him into her nest. The prince grew up looking like a big cock. Whenever he stuck his face in his early morning pudding, he screamed so loud he woke up everyone in town. That is how there came to be such a thing as early-morning rising. The end.
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Brutality
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Age : 25
Location : Near a river. I'm not kidding. I could walk across a road and through the woods to the river, but that would be trespassing.
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:17 pm | |
| Sorry. I read all about it in a princess book. The story was Rapunzel, and the poor prince had really long hair, which all the princesses loved. All the princesses keep trying to save him, but they always get tangled in his long hair before they even find out what he looks like. And the ones that do find out... well, let's just say they kinda get stuck. |
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Regretsama
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Age : 32
Location : Kiyosu Castle
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:22 pm | |
| The father dies, the brother dies and now the sister dies!!!.... Poor Nobunaga... |
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Brutality
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Posts : 772
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Location : Near a river. I'm not kidding. I could walk across a road and through the woods to the river, but that would be trespassing.
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Anorak
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Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:30 pm | |
| - Brutality wrote:
- Sorry. I read all about it in a princess book. The story was Rapunzel, and the poor prince had really long hair, which all the princesses loved. All the princesses keep trying to save him, but they always get tangled in his long hair before they even find out what he looks like. And the ones that do find out... well, let's just say they kinda get stuck.
EVEN MORE SPOILERS. LALALALALALALA. |
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Brutality
Forum Lurker
Posts : 772
RPG Tokens : 4759
Join date : 2014-05-09
Age : 25
Location : Near a river. I'm not kidding. I could walk across a road and through the woods to the river, but that would be trespassing.
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Wed Jul 23, 2014 1:29 am | |
| Want lemonade? Make sugar! Want sugar? Eat lettuce! Want lettuce? Eat bugs! |
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Anorak
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Posts : 14167
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Age : 24
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Brutality
Forum Lurker
Posts : 772
RPG Tokens : 4759
Join date : 2014-05-09
Age : 25
Location : Near a river. I'm not kidding. I could walk across a road and through the woods to the river, but that would be trespassing.
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:52 am | |
| Know something? Girls have seen more blood than boys. Girls see blood on a regular basis. Boys sometimes pity girls and want to take away all of their pains. So, as often happens when this topic comes up, there's a knee-trembler (boy overwhelms girl). The girl's pains are taken away temporarily; this comes at a great, sometimes terrible, price. Ick.  Best not get into that topic. |
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Regretsama
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Anorak
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Age : 24
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Regretsama
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Anorak
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Captain Nemo
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Regretsama
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:48 am | |
| *still eating a jerky* yummy beef... *pokes a sleeping Nobunaga* |
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Regretsama
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Mon Aug 11, 2014 2:09 pm | |
| I shall sneak into the Za Furu! *enters the Giant War Armor and waits for Nobunaga* |
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Captain Nemo
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Regretsama
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:01 am | |
| Some dialog between me and Nobu-kun~
Me: jerky! *eats a jerky*
Nobunaga: .........
Me: *sticks out my tongue at him*
Nobunaga: *twitches* give me!
Me: no!
Nobunaga: damn girl.. |
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Anorak
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RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:36 am | |
| Speech between me and Cyrus.
Anorak: Hi Cyrus.
Cyrus is now away. |
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Captain Nemo
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Anorak
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Posts : 14167
RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:52 pm | |
| Conversation with Lord Diamond.
Anorak: Hey!
Lord Diamond is away.
Anorak: ... |
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Captain Nemo
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