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hunter117
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hunter117
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|  Subject: Re: weirdest post wins  Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:26 am | |
| I had a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream.  |
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Captain Nemo
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hunter117
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Mr_Lamont
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hunter117
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Mr Blackwater
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:55 am | |
| hhhm i lick tongue back and forth i lick tongue back and forth i lick tongue back and forth i lick my tongue i lick my tongue |
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Brutality
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:55 am | |
| Monkeys don't have big enough... you-know-whats... for girls to get interested in them. That's why only the mutant girls with the smaller... you-know-whats... get with the mutant boys with the smaller you-know-whats to make more mutant boys and girls with the smaller you-know-whats. And the tails, too, don't forget. They rub poo and pee on their fluffy long tails to get each other to like each other. That's how desperate they are for someone to like them. |
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Mr Blackwater
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Brutality
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Mr Blackwater
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:04 am | |
| yeah some how i get it going so fast i can fly to china |
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hunter117
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Anorak
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hunter117
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Brutality
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:57 am | |
| I bet Anorak didn't think Hunter's bed was all that bad. After all, it IS where his... you-know-what sleeps. |
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hunter117
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Mr Blackwater
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:50 am | |
| you know what's is he talking about cock's i implied it diff so you can't ban me |
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FallChild
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:58 am | |
| Voldemort, right? That's where his Voldemort sleeps. No cocks (Chickens, if I'm not mistaken?) involved.
Anyway, *clears throat* time for my randomness. *Crosses fingers and hopes it wins.*
So this boy was walking down a highway, not a care in the world. He came across a frog, picked it up, and kissed it. The frog had been run over a few times so it turned into a dead prince. The dead prince was a zombie and started to attack the cars, mistaking them for people, getting run over again, spewing out frogs. These frogs all had uni brows and did cat whistles instead of croaking.
So one of these cat calling frogs made his way to New York, skipping, because this frog had too much swag to hop, down the streets of Manhattan. He whistled at a girl going by which resulted in a smack. The frog was smacked into next week, which he got the lottery numbers for. And that my friend, is how frogs win the lottery. With his winnings, he started a baby night club which was profitable thanks to the fathers, and went on to become Oprah Winfrey. |
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hunter117
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Mr Blackwater
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Anorak
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:59 am | |
| Jack was dead behind the shed. Tanny slipped on an ant while staring at him. The ant was squashed and had to forfeit it's current game of chess. |
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Brutality
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| | Subject: Re: weirdest post wins Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:16 am | |
| Fall, cool!
Anorak, not cool!
Brute, yuck!
Madonna was born from a pig hit by a car. |
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