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Captain Nemo
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Age : 24
 |  Subject: Dad Jokes  Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:25 am | |
| Post your fav and worst dad joke Mine: Me: I'm hungry Dad: Please to meet you Hungry So annoying  |
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Anorak
Concealed Always
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RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:48 am | |
| Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads "Small medium at large." |
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Anorak
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Posts : 14167
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Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:56 am | |
| Dad: Hello I am Dad.
Kid: Hello Dad!
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha! |
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Captain Nemo
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Anorak
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Posts : 14167
RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:14 am | |
| Dad: you're a great son.
Kid: Yep.
Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha! |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:21 am | |
| This isnt a dad joke but:
Theres a dumb kid and a smart kid, walking down the street.
The smart kid says "Hey look, a dead bird."
The dumb kid looks up and says "Where?"
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Captain Nemo
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| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:22 am | |
| Are they really bad dad jokes?? |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:25 am | |
| I said. Mine. Wasnt. A. Dad joke. |
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Captain Nemo
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Anorak
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Posts : 14167
RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:28 am | |
| Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:33 am | |
| Did you hear about the magician on the moon. He levitated 4 feet off the ground. |
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Anorak
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Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:36 am | |
| Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:40 am | |
| The other day I saw a belt arrested for holding up a pair of pants. |
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Anorak
Concealed Always
Posts : 14167
RPG Tokens : 19150
Join date : 2013-08-17
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:41 am | |
| Dad: I am your father.
Hahaha! So funny! |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dad Jokes Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:44 am | |
| Kid: How was I born Dad?
Dad: Mayonnaise son. Mayonnaise and an egg roll. |
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