Import video

My phone no having Ctrl V

/msg NickServ IDENTIFY password

/watch?v=xtykNpOsCUE

Kyle muttered a thanks, turning his head and continuing through the blaring light the sun cast over the seemingly endless lands. At least that human was somewhat decent, compared to the others he had passed on his journey down here. He sighed softly as he looked up at the sun, placing a hand over his head so he could see it properly. It was most probably the only thing which kept him intact each day of his life on this hell hole. It let him know Earth was still alive and they had a chance of reviving this world - he let the sun diminished the thought of Earth never being revived and this staying this way until he died. He couldn't let that get to him.

The town of Cleanslate came into view after quite some time and he exhaled with relief. It'd be the first proper town he'd seen in the last couple of months which looked like it had a fair amount of human life on it. For the last couple of days he'd been sleeping in an abandoned building which had been recently used as a toilet by passers by. It may of stank, but it was better than facing the harsh condition the weather would throw at him at night. Cleanslate would be something new... a fresh start which he deemed prosperous and exciting, even thought he'd be seeing cluster of humans wherever he went. Something he didn't look forward to, but he'd end up getting used to it. He'd recently learnt to get used to things as quick as he good - it was the only way to survive.

Kyle Diaz reached the dirt roads of the town, looking around at each human which seemed to stay in the shadows the elongated roofs cast over the ground. One of the humans snarled at him once Kyle got to close to a house and he walked the opposite way, placing his hand on the hilt of his weapon, giving a slight shudder once he was out of sight of the man. Just as he expected - the same barbaric animals would reside here also. He remember what the operator had told him about seeing someone for directions and help. He wasn't sure if he wanted to go somewhere else or stay here for the meantime. Kyle sighed, what was the guys name, again? He dismissed the thought and found a wooden seat which looked like it had been made in a hurry, seating himself on it.

Kyle placed his head in his hands and didn't bother looking up as the shadows flickered, signalling someone was walking past. New surroundings - more people - he just had to get used to this.

"Ah. So that's the case...." He turned around to witness the scene of the men fighting about.... something. Gosh, he really should start to paying attention to his surroundings, instead of focusing on certain people. Not that much could be done now, as the conflict had been solved already...

He sighed to himself; based on little he could grasp of the situation, those men involved in the conflict were bellicose men, dead set on proving themselves-- no, showing off their skills, and too prideful to back down. To be completely honest, he couldn't stand those kinds of people; perhaps it was due to the fact that they reminded him of the bad side of his younger brother, but he always found them to be annoying and a pain to talk with.

Stelios turned his attention to the boy he had just talked to; he seemed pretty straightforward, and relatively nice... it would likely be a good idea to get to know him a bit better, he thought.

"So, I hope you don't mind me asking, but what's your name?"

[this would be a ping but i don't want to ping her again :/]

Jerry Springer was dancing on Oprah's car during Unicorn Day. He dove into losers that were indestructible because dragons enjoy sex under rocks.

"Why am I not naked?" said BlueVortex to Oprah.

"Buuurblewaaargle glub fart-pants." said Ryan while Scout was PANCAKES.

Sandvitch killed penises influenced by Ty's cupcakes.

"I am doubting Jean's sexual mathematics because Chuck Norris uppercutted too Grimace. Jordan and Dan were eating puppies while burping for Fox Network's Bill O'Reilly.

Then two sausage-heads began nomming on Jerry's backside for the gold.

But hundreds more sausage-heads ate all the dead babies.

The babies had came to see the sausage-heads of not-potatoes and eat creamy kibble.

Suddenly, Jerry remembered LADIES. The moral importance of not not knotting BABIES.

BABIES were eating hair

Introduction

toodle-doo

What I’m saying, giant talking cat, is that everyone is stupid.

Plutonium

Not So Dusty II (The Bushies Tribute To Slim Dusty) Various Artists

<LightningFast> Glorious leader keeps us protected and free from ourselves.

jumps on jim the goat then looks back at tizzy

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