Nobu has been stressfull lately

I know, I tried Chinese remedies for that

*Proceeds to massage Nobunaga.*

*records nobunga being massaged*

*Starts sticking his tongue in Nobunaga's ear.*

*zooms into the action*

*looks annoyed now* humph

*Starts flicking tongue rapidly, sending earwax everywhere.*

*puts the recording live on twitch*

*Starts chewing on earlobe.*

*disrupts*

*records regretsama's reactions with an other camera*

*Sticks hold ear in mouth.*

*slaps Joe's pony*

*Bites ear off in shock.*

*Stares at Joe in a tension that isn't sexual*

*makes Clive palmar lap dance nobunga*

*Spits ear into Clive Palmer's one million dollar worth glass of wine.*

*makes a pony lapdance Joe*

*shows picture of tony abbot budgie smuggling to nobunaga*

*Puts on a concentrated face, goes cross-eyed and sticks tongue out in reaction.*

*throws a dirty shoe at a dirty Nemo*

*escalates quickly*

This is intense

*Feels violated as the pony continues its lapdance.*