...Why aren't you allowed to paint the White House green?

As an American, I would like to answer all of your questions.

Freedom is a lie. It’s a pretentious word that people hold faith in, and give power to for their own comfort. Freedom, true freedom, is only attained in death. Life has rules, written, spoken, or whispered in dark corners. Whatever inane questions you might have, be they arrogant prodding at America’s inflated ego, or jokes made by a child, wear on my last nerve.

I hold no claim of loyalty to this clod of dirt I was born on. It’s a piece of land, not some almighty empire that has rights and freedoms beyond any other. I point this out only so that I can add on how ridiculously annoying you’re being. Believe it or not, I have to put up with similar stuff at work. It’s starting to get just the littlest bit frustrating.

So for my sake, and yours, please, stop this.

Oh okay.