Your silent wish is granted, but you can't make a sound.

I wish for an ordinary pair of jeans.

You get jeans, but they are not ordinary and when you wear them , you sneeze.
I wish to have a potato

You get a potato, but it appears in your rectum. Painful, I know.

I wish for painkillers.

You get painkillers, but they cause pain and are killers, I wish for there to be a thingy thing that does things

You get nothing

I wish for a gf

You get a gf, but she is really mean and always insults you
I wish for better wishes

You're misheard and you get butter wishes

I wish of an incorruptible wish.

Your wish is granted, and you get no wish at all.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

You sleep so well that you don't wake up on time for whatever you need to do.

I wish that I had a cooler signature.

Wish granted, but you get a gazillion pictures of Nobunga The Fool.

I wish for icecream.

Granted, there is so much Ice cream that you drown. and it's not even a flavor you like
I wish for Pokemon Mystery dungeon Explores of Sky

(This may or may not be necroing, but I don't really feel like making another topic for this.)

You get Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky but it somehow turns you into a cloud.

I wish for Star Wars Battlefront.

(*sighs*)

You get a Star Trek Battle Front

I wish for a face

You gain a face, but it turns out to be the face of Shrek. Your life is doomed forever and you are confined to the a smelly location people call a swamp.

I wish for chips.

You get Pris

I wish for a woman

You get a woman for Christmas, which turns out to be your mother.

I wish for @HellaJoe to buy me Minecraft

He gets you Terraria

I wish for a proper woman

Granted, but she realizes you're not a proper gentleman, and leaves you.


I wish for the power of Teleportation.

You can teleport, but you can't control where you teleport to, and once you do teleport, you end up passing out.

I wish that I didn't have any allergies.

you get, umm, more allergies

I wish for a life

You gain a life. But gaining life must result in the sacrifice of another.

I wish maths wasn't so boring.

You get it so exiting it bores you

I wish for a thing

You get a thing. A horrible, awful, filthy thing you end up wishing you hadn't wished for.


I wish for an incorruptible wish.

You get a wish that can be corrupted

I wish for a head

You get a bum.

I wish for wish that wishes for a wish that can wish that i didnt wish for this.