I get a steam rooler and flatten Panky, MY HILL

I hire aliens to abduct you. My hill!

I hire porridge to abduct you. My Hill!

I hire porridge to alienate you. My hill!

I kill the porridge peeps and bury you in the ground. My Hill!

I come up and bite your ankle, and you have to be hospitalised. My hill!

I bring an army of hospital peeps to throw you off the hill.

My hill!

I get throw off with so much force that I orbit the Earth. I circle around the planet until I land on your head. My hill!

I exist, you go to Uranus, My Hill

I have Uranus collide with the Earth, sending Cpt.Nemo flying away and leaving the hill for me to claim. My hill!

I make you implode from porridge tumor, My huill!

I transport you to the moon. My hill!

I transport the moon to you. My hill!

I transport you to URANUS...

MY HILL!

I give you a cupcake, which pulls you into an alternate reality.

My hill!

I give you an alternate reality, which pulls you into a cupcake. My hill!

i make oyu tumbw from the hill iwht my bad speelin.

My hill.

I teach you proper English spelling. My hill!

I teach you the language of the hill.

My hill!

I teach you Esperanto. My hill!

I give you coffee with a magical explosive in it, the size of your thumb.

My hill!

I give you porridge with a magic explosive in it, the size of your face. My hill!

I give you magical explosion with an explosive in it.

My hill!

I give you porridge with porridge in it. My hill!

I give @Pancreas_Joe his real name and private message, causing him to violently self-combust.

My hill!